Teeny Toons

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                                     FAKE ATTRACTION
                                  Written by da Bunnyman


This is a fanfiction/parody of Tiny Toons Adventures. But it is also inspired by the Teeny Toon Admixture universe created by the artist Donotsue. This universe looks a LOT like Tiny Toons, except the characters have different names and the students and teachers are obsessed with sex. So it's more like a real life high school. There is no explicit sex in this story though.
WAIT, keep reading anyway. There ARE kinky situations and humor to make up for it.

As our story opens, it's another typical day at Acne Toonatic College.
We find two of its top students, shocking pink Babe Bunnie and her longtime blue boyfriend Bustard Bunnie (no relation, but it's early yet) walking across campus. Babe is engaged in her favorite pastime, complaining about someone else getting attention, and Bustard is engaged in his least favorite one, having to listen to her.
Today her target is the long line of guys waiting for a date with the college's resident purple plaything, Feefee l'Aroma. (Feefee btw is a nickname, when  she first arrived she was so popular that she charged twice the normal rate.)
"Look at that line" Babe ranted " she has every hunk on campus waiting for a date. Except you of course Bustard" she said as she patted her bunny boyfriends hand. "I'd never leave you Babe" he said as he secretly tossed away the 'take a number for a date' ticket he had taken from Feefee's mailbox. Everyone on campus said Babe and Bustard were totally in love, or at least said that Bustard was totally whipped.
"Why the heck does she attract so many guys" Babe said as smoke rose from her toon anger.
"It's a status thing" Bustard answered, trying to calm her before she exploded. "Skunks are considered the sexiest species so naturally all the guys want to date the sexiest skunk. Don't fret though Babe, bunnies will come back in to fashion around Easter." Seeing the smoke changing to flames, Bustard knew she was about to explode and he was in the blast area. One last chance to defuse her. "Who knows Babe, next semester there could be a new skunkette on campus who will make Feefee look like roadkill and then she'll be out in the cold."
It worked, the anger flames started going down. But Bustard got even more worried as the flames mutated into a lightbulb and an evil smile came over Babes face. "Yes" she said "next semester, or even sooner!"
Babe suddenly zoomed out leaving a whirlwind behind that caught Bustard and spun him like a top. She ran at full speed to the office of Professor LePue, instructor of French languages during the day, and other things French at night. Opening a hidden drawer she removed a box marked 'Inflatable Party Skunk with real fur, 3 orifices, no waiting, '. Tucking the box under her arm she was off again this time ending at a popular downtown shop called 'The Sluts R Us Boutique' and after some high speed shopping she zoomed out with her arms full of packages and headed back to the campus and her hideout/apartment. As luck would have it she passed Bustard just as he was slowing down from his dizzying spin and he was sucked up in her wind again and carried off after her.
The blue bunny was dragged along to Babe's place and promptly knocked unconscious when he slammed into a wall. By the time he revived a sinister change had come over both Babe and her apartment. Part of it now looked like a laboratory with tubes and vials of strange liquids. Another part looked like a scene from a slasher film with what appeared to be the skin of a skunk hanging on a door.
And strangest of all, one part looked like an upscale boutique with lacy undies, fancy dresses and other clothing items displayed.
Blinking to clear his head, Bustard was relieved to see the skunk skin was not real and appeared to be a lifesize doll of some kind. His relief was short lived as Babe entered dressed in a classic mad doctor lab coat. "Should I even ask what's going on, or just get the heck out of here now" he thought to himself.    
Babe launched into a bit of overacting that would do an Ed Wood movie proud. "From these pieces I shall create a skunkenstein beauty that will make Feefee look like something  the boys scraped off their shoes."
Answering his earlier question to himself Bustard thought "get the heck out of here it is and as soon as possible. Better distract her first. Well Babesie, you have some nice looking ingredients here but what's gonna power her?"
"She'll run on one bunny power and I'll be watching with glee as she vamps the boys and makes Feefee look as popular as a toxic waste dump" Babe said with a bit of sea captain slipping into her speech.
"Yeah Babe old girl, I do see a slight flaw in your plan. If you're watching from the sidelines, who's the female in the skunksuit?"
Babe let out a mad laugh and then stopped suddenly and looked at Bustard who looked down at himself and realized he'd been dressed in a corset.
A hasty smile at Babe and he headed for the door and was almost fast enough to escape. But as he ran past Babe she was able to grab the laces of the corset which instantly tightened around him.
Quick as only a pink bunny can be she put her foot in his back and yanked the laces as tight as she could forcing the air from his body and also forcing his body into a feminine hourglass shape. As the pressure from the corset squeezed his waist smaller and smaller the displaced toon flesh had to go somewhere. So the bra cups of the garment began to fill up. Not real boobs but an incredible simulation.
Babe at last seemed satisfied with her handiwork and knotted the laces shut locking Bustard in the female torture device. After gasping for  several minutes he was finally able to take in enough air to yell at Babe. With as much macho anger as he could manage while locked up in lace Bustard screamed at Babe "no way Babe, you're not making me into a target for this schools raging male hormones.  
Spin-changing from her labcoat into a shabby looking trenchcoat and slouch hat, Babe said "you'll do it, or I'll show everyone pictures of you in the enemies stronghold."
Shocked at her accusation he answered back "you can't prove that, I wore a disguise the whole time." Opening her coat like a flasher the pink bunny displayed that the coat was lined with pictures. Pictures that had Bustard staring at them in silent terror.
"Remember when your hat blew off on Mr Toads Wild Ride? Or when you got your face slapped by Jessica Rabbit?"
Bustard was doomed and he knew it. "Okay ya got me, I'll do it, I'm your man, I mean girl." Picking up the  deflated skunk doll and examining it he could see it was made VERY realistically. He also had to comment on the fur color "you had to get a pink one, didn't you." Babe just shrugged "was not my choice, maybe the professor has a thing for pink fur." She made a mental note to flirt with that teacher next semester to try to bring up her grades.  Bustard by now had realized the doll was still in one piece "how am I supposed to get into this thing?"
Lifting the dolls extra fluffy tail up Babe said "according to the box there are three orifices available, you could just." An angry look from Bustard stopped her in mid sentence. "Kidding" she said with a sarcastic grin. Lifting up the head of the doll she gripped its O shaped mouth. "Let's try this one" she said, and with a grunt expanded the mouth to 5 times its normal size.
Feet first, he cautiously started to wriggle into the confining space of the skunk doll. So tight was it that five minutes later he had only managed to get in up to his ankles.
"We don't have time for this" Babe screamed as she used her feet to hold open the mouth and produced a huge mallet. Bustard had time to let loose a scream of "no Babe, don't do"  before she bopped him on top of his head.
Instantly the blue bunnyboy disappeared from sight as he shot to the bottom into the skunk effigy stretching it out before he started to slingshot back to the top. It's likely he would have been catapulted right out of this story had Babe not released her hold on the doll  The front of it then snapped back towards the stretched out rear where it met its new internal visitor and spun around several times. When it finally stopped Babe was pleased with the result as she helped the dizzy femme fatale forgery to 'her' feet.  
"It worked, now I know what it's like to be god" Babe cried out in her best Dr Frankenstein voice, "or at least a judge on one of those makeover shows."
The stretchy material of the doll must have been stronger than the bunnyboy confined in her. Bustard's legs had been molded into  perfect feminine shape as had his rear too. Thanks to the corset he sported an hourglass figure and the silicon breasts of the doll combined with his own to make the new girl sure to attract every guys attention.    
"Her face will need a little work" Babe thought "especially that mouth." Having reverted back to its usual O shape there were now odd noises coming from it. Leaning closer Babe thought she could make out some words, all of them words you can't say on television.
Without warning the sham skunkettes hands came up and started choking Babe. She barely managed to squirm out of its grip. The hands next started pulling at its own mouth and as they stretched it the head of Bustard appeared.
"Get me outta this thing" he demanded.
Rubbing her neck, Babe could only gasp out "what's wrong?" "What's wrong, what's wrong" Butard screamed back at her. "You shoot me into a rubber doll that fits tighter than my own skin. My whole body feels like it's being squeezed down a drainpipe. And lets just say that Mr Hoppy ain't happy in his smaller apartment."
This last sentence baffled Babe until Bustard pointed between his legs where his new equipment was likely crushing his old equipment.
"I'm getting out of this sausage casing" he said as he tried to stretch the mouth back to exit size.
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that Bustard" she said with an emotionless voice that sent a chill up his spine. The quick like a bunny (a pink psychotic one) she sprayed the inside of the doll head with Acme Wacky Glue and pulled it back over Bustard's head.
He struggled but the doll/mask was now stuck tight and could not be removed. "Don't worry" she said with a smile "the glue is an Acme product, it loses all stickyness after a day or two." Plus with it stuck to you it should be able to change expressions." She noticed the skunks face now looked very angry and a low growl was coming from its mouth. As the bogus bimbo lunged for her throat again, Babe responded with a swift knee to an area that no bunnyboy wants to get hit in.
The skunk collapsed but Babe picked 'her' back up. "Now you listen Bustard, you are doing this plan whether you like it or not, understand?" A weak, and high pitched "uh huh" was heard from the skunks mouth.
"Now, let's see if we can fix this." Babe reached over and tried to force the O shaped mouth closed. Surprisingly it snapped shut and looked like a normal mouth. "There that's better, must have two positions, one for display and one for, well you know."
The imprisoned Bustard did know and a shiver ran down his spine at the thought of it. (Only because in this thought he was on the receiving end, he had nothing against being on the giving end.)
"Look Babe th" Bustard began but was cut off in mid word as the mouth snapped back to its O shape making it impossible for him to be understood. He reached up and snapped it shut again, only for it to pop back open when he tried to speak again.
"Hmm, looks like you'll have to be the silent type, don't worry a lot of guys like a girl who can keep quiet" Bustard was one of them, he added this whole plan to the times when he wished he had just told Babe to shut up. "Besides" Babe added "you don't want to give the boys an invite like that O shaped mouth do you?" Another shiver ran up his spine as he shook his head no.
"You're gonna be so sexy when I finish with you, no guy will even notice if you can talk or not." Babe got to work preparing the female forgery for 'her' debut.
She'd gone all out in her shopping for the disguised bunnyboy who now found himself wearing a black lace thong. Along with a matching garter belt and pushup bra. Seamed stockings that seemed to take her forver to adjust properly. A dress made of a shiny black material. Gloves also shiny and black that seemed to reach almost to his shoulders. And of course, too tight, high heeled shoes.
Having dressed her creation, Babe now went to work styling the skunks blonde wig and also applying some makeup.  
The end result stood before the mirror looking over what he had gotten himself in to, or rather what Babe had stuffed him in to.
Blonde, perfectly styled hair framed a face that was made for looking sexy (it was too.) Full lips, a cute pert nose and big soulful eyes with long lashes. The dress hugged every curve and its strapless top barely contained the breasts which looked like they might be exposed with every breath. Its short skirt hardly covered the stocking tops which helped to make the shapely legs look even longer. Also helping were the black spike heeled pumps. The effect was slightly ruined by Bustard wobbling in the unfamiliar high heels which he swore were trying to crush his toes into a single digit in their pointed front. All this beauty was set off by a backdrop of the skunks huge, fluffy, pink & white striped tail.
"Oh you look beyond perfect, every boy on campus, and certain girls too, will be after you as soon as they see you" the pink bunny said with barely contained glee.
Inside the fabricated female, Bustard gulped as he thought again of  what would happen if the guys did catch up to him.
Seeing the shaking skunk Babe assured him she had every angle covered. "Look, just walk down the sidewalk in front of Feefee's place and then go into the girls dorm. They can't follow you in there, its built like a fortress to keep out horny guys. Then you go out the back way where I'll be waiting to meet you and get you back here and out of that disguise."
It seemed a simple plan and foolproof, that should have been a hint a disaster was going to happen.  
As they set out to Feefee's place they ran into three boy wolves practically outside Babe's door. One look at the make believe Miss and one of them melted into a pile of goo. The other two seemed unaffected leaving a puzzled look on both her and Babe. It was only when Babe went over to them and knocked them over with a feather that they realized the wolves had been vamped by the skunkettes beauty.
"Happens all the time with toon wolves" Babe explained "seeing a sexy girl drains all the blood from their tiny brains and into their big...." Babe stopped there, figuring more of an explanation would just panic her disguised boyfriend. Too late though, Bustard had seen where the wolves blood had flowed too and was silently praying to the toon gods for a swift death if he was caught while in the skunk doll.
They began walking towards their destination. Bustard was moving cautiously on the unfamilar heels. Babe could not help noticing that the high heels and confining tight skirt worked together to cause the skunks tail to swing in a most provocative and sexy manner. But she also noticed that the seductive walk was slow as molasses. "We'll never get there at this rate, time to get things moving." And with that she threw a covering over Bustard and scooped him/her onto a two wheeled dolly and set off towards her objective.
About a block from Feefees she found a clump of bushes that would make a perfect hiding place and observation post. It was also where the line to Feefee's place ended which set Babe fuming again. Uncovering her creation she made some last minute adjustments to hair and makeup. "One last touch" she said as she produced an old fashioned atomizer. "It's 'Eau de Passion' perfume, a guaranteed man exciter." Before she could spray it, Bustard pushed it away and shook his head violently. He had enough feminine ammo on all ready, no use going overboard.
Babe just shrugged and handed him a purse. Then, turning her feminized boyfriend around, kicked him on his way (but not before spraying his fluffy skunk tail with a good spritz of the perfume.)
Bustard was booted from the bushes and took a moment to regain his balance. He nervously looked and saw the line of guys waiting for a date with Feefee. Included in the line was most of the football team bullies who were all ready mad at him. Preparing himself for his mission he thought "okay Bustard old boy, you're a girl now, those bullies would not beat up a girl." Another voice in his mind which for some reason sounded a little like Babe said "no, they would not beat you up, but just think what they would do to a girl." Bustard did think, and almost fainted. But taking as deep a breath as he could in the tight corset and tight almost everything else he was wearing, he set off to the girls dorm.
The line of guys were all facing towards Feefee's place so none had noticed the new 'girl' yet. But the familiar sound of high heels clicking on the sidewalk caught their attention. Slowly the heads in line turned to the counterfeit cutie walking by and the  toon reactions started.
Heads melted and exploded. Wolf howls were let loose by wolves and non wolves. Whistles, requests for phone numbers and even a 'hello nurse' or two were heard.
As he walked along Bustard actually started enjoying the fact he was fooling all those guys since most of them hated his guts. Luck was with him too since the surprise of seeing this new girl had kept them still standing in line and not chasing after her.
It was then that the wind shifted.  
A gentle breeze now blew from where the disguised bunny boy walked, to where the line of boys stood. That gentle breeze picked up the faintest scent of the 'Eau de Passion' perfume and carried it towards the horny boys. That was all it took.
With a low rumble the entire line started towards the female forgery.
Meanwhile, inside the skunk doll, since he was almost to the short stairway to the dorm, Bustard decided to have a little fun with his audience. "The old stocking adjustment routine should add a little more spice." Stopping for a moment he strteched out his leg and ran his hands along it, as if to remove a non-existent wrinkle.  
That set off another round of wolf howls. But this time Bustard was shocked to hear the howls sounding like they were very close. Slowly turning around, he saw that he was almost surrounded by the line of boys formerly waiting for Feefee. He also knew what those boys were waiting to get from Feefee and that he would now be expected to supply the same.  
He started backing up slowly towards the stairs. Normally backing away slowly might have worked. Problem was he had forgotten in his panic that he was taking that step backward in high heels.
Down he fell, landing on the stairway. This should have been a lucky break, seeing the skunk of their dreams falling, a guy would normally go over to try to assist her and even in their overly stimulated state that might have happened. Except that as he fell over the skirt of the dress rode up exposing the lace panties and garter belt to the all ready sex-crazed crowd.
That did it. The black lace undies set off a chain reaction in the brains of the toon boys. Those wearing pants suddenly found them getting tighter, those that didn't found themselve having to apologize to the guy in front of them.
Sprawled on the stairs, Bustard could only look in horror at all the unsheathed 'weapons' pointed at him. He leapt to his feet and managed to scramble up the stairs to the door of the dorm. The boys knew that this was forbidden land for them and stayed back.
"I made it" he said to himself as he turned the doorknob, which refused to move. Frantically he started twisting it but still it would not turn. It was then he noticed a sign "door locked after 9PM, use your key to enter."
Seeing their prey could not enter the dorm, the boys slowly approached 'her'. But Bustard had all ready decided to run for it. Defying toon physics he manged to scramble away at speeds never achieved in heels before. His escape was helped by the fact the boys had difficulty running in their excited condition.
As he passed a nearby buildings entrance a leather jacketed Babe appeared and in her best Governator voice said "come with me if you want to live" pulling him in. "This is the administration building, it's pretty secure so we should be safe in here." "Come on, lets get you out of that slut suit, mission accomplished." Hurrying down a corridor to find a hiding place they found every door locked until they came upon an open door where two workmen and a teacher were leaving. The workmen left and the teacher stopped at a table in the corridor to scribble something on some paper. This gave a chance for Bustard and Babe to sneak into the open office.
After the teacher closed the door and left the two fugitives relaxed. Bustard was too exhausted to even attempt to strangle Babe for getting him into this mess.He spotted a brand new couch in the office which the workmen must have delivered and knew what he wanted to do. He stretched out on the couch and as his adrenalin died down slowly nodded off to sleep.
Seeing him snoozing babe just shrugged and decided to head back to her place and get the tools she'd need to get him out of the doll. Walking back she noticed only a couple of guys back in line for Feefee, the rest had scattered looking for the new girl. Babe made a note to herself to spread rumors about the new girl being a sex addict, that should keep them searching for her and forgetting about Feefee.
Back at the office Bustard napped peacefully. There are not many boy bunnys who can say they've survived a girls worst nightmare date.
As he slept the owner of the office he was in approached it looking to catch up on some paperwork after attending his party earlier. On the door he found an envelope left by the teacher who had been here with the workman delivering the couch.
It was a birthday card and under the typical sappy greeting the other teacher had written a more personal message. "Thought you might enjoy this, put it to good use but do be careful" enclosed with the card was a few condoms. The teacher chuckled as he read this but stopped when he saw his gift. His friend had gone all out, never had he seen such a sexy lady of the evening. As he watched 'she' rolled over facing him and her mouth changed to form a perfect O.
Being the romantic french skunk that he was Professor LePue knew an invitation when he saw it. "Ze paperwork can wait, now is ze time for the passionwork" he said as he unwrapped a condom.
Babe had been searching her apartment for the Acme Glue remover for what seemed like hours when she heard a knock on the door. Opening it she was shocked to see Bustard still inside the love doll but looking like he had been hit by a truck. The dress was shredded, the blonde wig was disheveled and the stockings torn.
"Bustard, I'm sorry, I was just looking for what I needed to get you out of the suit. I figured you'd be safe resting in that office so I was not hurrying."
Bustard calmly approached her and raised his hands to her neck level. Babe realized she had backed herself against a wall, there'd be no escape for her, she closed her eyes and waited.
Bustard laid a hand on either side of her neck, leaned in close, smiled sweetly and said "Babe, do you have some dresses I could borrow for a weekend trip?"
END